in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
my dash is just a battle between confused whovians and europeans
what about cofused european whovians
You just know that every European is doing the same right now: Trying to cope with Doctor Who feels while the Eurovision is blasting in the background
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
“You’re my daughter and we’ve only just got started. You’re going to be great. You’re going to be more than great. You’re going to be amazing.”